Weird Books

So, I tend to shop on Abebooks.com because you can get some pretty awesome deals on used books. Anyways, I received an e-mail from Abebooks the other day, and the title was Visit our Strange Book Room, or something like that. Anyways, I would like to share some of the strange books I found…

No offense Sir, but I’m pretty sure I don’t need your advice with this matter…

This book may be interesting, actually.

Definitely ENEMY. I don’t even need to read to find out.

Ummmmm…. No thanks?

I so need this book. So. Need. It.

Because this is what we all need.

Need something new to do with your hands while you poop? Look no further…

Now all the crazy cat ladies can do more than just love their cats.

Sometimes a G just needs to be creative.

You don’t have to be lonely at farmersonly.com

Got a dead person attached to ya? This book has the answers.

I was not aware that chairs had emotions. I was also not aware, given this circumstance, that people gave a shit about sad chairs. Why are they sad? Why only fifty? I have tons of questions… I guess I better get the book.

Those elusive little shits.

Is it just me, or do some of these beer cans look like those old timey oil cans? I bet beer probably tasted like motor oil back in the day anyways.

Why is this a book that anyone can own? I’m not sure this information should be shared with the public.

A vital time in American History.

I may or may not have ordered this book… I didn’t.

I can find the joy in Jello without a book. It’s called vodka.

I’m assuming this is a “what to do if” book, but I cannot be sure.