Because what in the hell is more hilarious than a mullet? Oh yes, a child who has no say in their hair style. Those parents have an awesome sense of humor, or live in the mountains somewhere…
Mainly because I don’t have time for that… Have you seen my ass lately? Well, you better pack a lunch!
There are no words. Pay yer bills!
Umm… Do I have a long lost relative? I like this guy.
A woman after my own heart. Yeah… This would happen if it ever came down to it. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. You reading this, Nick?
That doesn’t even begin to touch it… We are bat-shit crazy, and we dare you to fuck with our kids!!
Yeah, ya dick-turd… We always win. Always.
I’m 100% certain this is why Nick buys me flowers.
He’s the only one I would follow in the zombie apocalypse. Someone please… I need this shirt.
I know a few people who are like clouds…
Haters gonna hate.. Even if they are “family members.”
Every damn day. I know things would be so different right now… So very different. Love you daddy.