Success is not for the laz

The Blogess… She is so fucking hilarious. If you aren’t following her blog, you should be…

The Bloggess

My husband said “success is not for the lazy” but what if the thing that I’m really successful at is being lazy?  I bet super-successful people never focus on succeeding in the field of laziness and so they don’t realize how hard it is.  I assure you, it takes just as much commitment and time to be slothful as it does to be an astronaut.

We lazy people don’t do it for accolades or rewards.  We do it because it’s what we do.  We never get recognition for excelling in the field of laziness, probably because all the other people who are focused on laziness are too lazy to come up with a way to measure laziness.  Which is fine because the truly lazy couldn’t be bothered to submit our laziness for judgement.  We are industrious in our unindustriousness.  (Spellcheck just informed me that “unindustriuous” isn’t a real word, but it refused to give me any…

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